Quiz: Which “Superstore” Character are You?

In the morning when I unlock my phone I go to My texts Apple News StockX My Email My daily bible verse

On the weekend I spend my time Unwinding with tv and my pets Djing local basement parties for free drinks Watching political documentaries Doing photoshoots for my insta Reading celebrity gossip on Twitter

At work I'm known as The stubborn one The brown noser The woke one The naive one The short one

If I had a kid I'd name it Bazooka Christian Robin Justice Jordan

One thing I would never do is Sky dive Go camping Go hunting Go to a play or musical Enter a sports competition

The best part of my job is Getting to talk to so many people Making friends from all walks of life Being better at my job than everyone else Getting hit on all the time Clocking out and getting away from my dysfunctional coworkers

If someone robbed my house I would use all of my skills to track them down and make them pay accept it and move on file a police report and pray ask the criminals I'm friends with if they know who did it Be devastated at the loss of my shoe collection

_______ is my spirit animal A Goose A Beaver An Armadillo A Lasershark A squirrel

If I could go on vacation anywhere it would be Hawaii Vegas or Los Angeles Cancun Coachella Jerusalem

I would rather drive A Monster truck A luxury SUV A luxury Minivan The Madonna Limo An ATV

My favorite sport is Wii Tennis BMX Soccer Volleyball Basketball

My best quality is I'm bubbly I'm an icon I'm well informed I'm very easy going I'll do anything for my friends

An important quality for my partner is Being tall enough to reach things for me Being able to dance well Being willing to take care of me Having lots of money Being supportive

My superpower would be Flight Invisibility Super intelligence Super speed Super strength

The greatest gift is Expensive Hand made Thoughtful Rare Useful

As a boss I would be Strict and efficient Understanding A glorious mess Inspirational As outgoing as possible for my employees