Quiz: Which “Brooklyn 99” Character Are You?

Which of these best describes your thoughts on food? And if I may do a third toast, it’ll be focused primarily on the man.go yogurt. Aw, man. All the orange soda spilled out of my cereal. It'll be the perfect opportunity to update my rankings. Can we stop at home for a pizza bib? I have zero interest in food. If it were feasible, my diet would consist entirely of flavorless beige smoothies containing all the nutrients required by the human animal.

Which of these best describe your thoughts on the internet? A place where everybody knows your name is hell. You’re describing hell. If I die, turn my tweets into a book. What is the bandwidth on the Wi-Fi here? We have much content to stream. If that woman posts her camera phone video that she took with a camera phone camera to the Internet, Figgis could figure out where we are.

At a party I'm... Leaving early to study/get a start on tomorrow's work. The life of the party and the center of everyone's attention. Sticking to my circle if I show up at all. Calling my spouse and talking to strangers about my kids while responsibly sipping some wine.

Which of these best describe your attitude towards leadership? I was thinking how I would make the perfect American president. based upon my skill set, dance ability, and bloodlust. Okay, but I thought since you were in charge, maybe I could be your right hand man? Your Tinker Bell? So, how do we keep it light and breezy? I know. A comprehensive set of rules. As your mentor I command you to do it.

Which of the following best describe your thoughts on romance? I can't wait to see you, my luscious little breakfast quiche. I just want to draw you a bubble bath and spoon-feed you caviar. I think we should open up a joint checking account. I love you. The night that you flirted with me for 20 seconds and I became obsessed with you forever. I've only said I love you to three people. My mom, my dad and my dying grandpa. And one of those I regret. Rule number 3: Let's not have sex right away.

My dream job is... Professional foodie Stunt- driver for movies A teacher or librarian Worlds greatest dad/mom

Which of the following best describes your attitude towards friendship? If he doesn't see my face every day, he'll forget who I am. I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes. Friendship is crap. I want a Ducati Monster 821. I get all my news from a text message chain with my friends. [gasps] The attorney general might step down! I'm kidding. It's a GIF of a rabbit eating spaghetti.

Which of these best describes your preferred way to pass time? I'm playing Kwazy Cupcakes, I'm hydrated as hell, and I'm listening to Sheryl Crow. I've got my own party going on. I could easily talk about barrels for 3 hours. I couldn't sleep last night so I watched a documentary on Netflix about feminism. I was live-streaming a prank when Captain Holt made his big speech.

Which of these best describe your feelings on Spirituality? let's say a prayer. Dear Beyonce, Solange, Rihanna, someone cool that's white, Cardi B, please bless this flush. A-women. One thing I won't do is fart in church. This is God's house. Urgh, this church is so quiet. I haven't been in a temple since my bar mitzvah.